im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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