you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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