Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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