I'm lost and stupid without you.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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