I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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