her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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