There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
he's gonorrhea incarnate
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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