You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
time to smoke my breakfast
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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