i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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