before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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