I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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