If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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