Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I think people are normalizing furries
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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