I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
