so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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