I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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