love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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