i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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