So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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