If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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