I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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