Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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