just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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