About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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