At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
do nipples grow back?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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