How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i may or may not be watching the land before time
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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