Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice