I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i may or may not be watching the land before time
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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