just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.