why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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