i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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