But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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