Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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