Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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