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i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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