piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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