My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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