I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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