I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Are we in a gay sports bar?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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