is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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