He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
im holly from the hills drunk
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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