I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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