bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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