I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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