dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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