i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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