I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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