No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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