Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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