we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man