You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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