Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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