no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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