I need help removing her.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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