dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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